Live your best life with a butt plug in.
In fact, you might be surprised to learn that many people already do it.
Think about it this way: when your muscles hurt, pressing or massaging them feels extremely soothing.
The desk attendant is looking at me funny.
Use lube when you insert your plug and carry a bottle with you.
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